note to the fed ex gentleman

dear mr. fed ex delivery man,

i appreciate what you do, and thanks for bringing us a package. HOWEVER, it is NOT necessary to bang on the door, ring the doorbell TWICE, and then proceed to bang again. give a gal a second to get to the door and you might see that all that noise wouldn't be necessary. so now i get to enjoy a crabby toddler for the remainder of the day as i think the second ringing- or banging- is what woke him up (after a mere 35 minutes of napping). and here's hoping that his baby sister falls back to sleep as she too enjoyed your visit.

perhaps i should invest in a sign for the door.......